[deep-report] Replace tabloid-style run notifications in smoke-copilot-arm.md with plain status messages #53177

Description

.github/workflows/smoke-copilot-arm.md (lines 115-117) uses tabloid/breaking-news-style run notification messages:

run-started: "📰 BREAKING: [{workflow_name}]({run_url}) is now investigating this {event_type}. Sources say the story is developing..."
run-success: "📰 VERDICT: [{workflow_name}]({run_url}) has concluded. All systems operational. This is a developing story. 🎤"
run-failure: "📰 DEVELOPING STORY: [{workflow_name}]({run_url}) reports {status}. Our correspondents are investigating the incident..."

Flagged by this week's delight (User Experience Analysis) report (discussion #53143) as inconsistent with enterprise communication standards for what is a repository-wide, always-on smoke-test notification channel — this is an internal ARM-runner smoke test, not a place readers would expect entertainment-style copy.

Expected Impact

Replaces unprofessional/confusing notification copy with plain, direct status messages consistent with the rest of the repo's workflow notifications, reducing confusion for anyone watching this channel who isn't in on the "breaking news" bit.

Suggested Agent

New Agent (simple text edit)

Estimated Effort

Fast (< 30 min)

Data Source

DeepReport analysis, 2026-08-16 cycle, sourced from discussion #53143 (delight/UX Analysis) and verified directly against .github/workflows/smoke-copilot-arm.md:115-117.

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• expires on Aug 18, 2026, 10:35 AM UTC-08:00